More SQL on twitter

I subscribe to a twitter search on the SQL keyword. Geeky but that's how I roll. I have run across some interesting and humorous tweets on SQL(not necessarily mssql). Remember, we are laughing with you not at you. :)

SQL - the Klingon of programming languages.

Best way to store a large bit field in SQL?

Beating my head against the desk just a little more over SQL Server 2005...I hate all databases....

SQL Server Reporting Services why must you torment me each day?

@mars0701 I will readily give you that Microsoft's SQL development tools are the biggest turd in the history of phisiology.

more coding. sql injection prevention sucks. why cant everyone just behave on the internet, then i can write lazy code

is scared by the number unknown and unused SQL servers he "administers".

tired. scary faces emerging from long sql queries.

50, 000 lines of SQL ... aaaarrrgh!!

SQL Server 2005 install is making me look like an ass. Time to get midieval on its state checking footer bit and make it pipe "mamma" to &1

Best SQL Error Ever: "A severe error occurred on the current command. The results, if any, should be discarded."

Testified yesterday. Attorney asks "can you walk us through this SQL statement line-by-line" and soon regrets asking as everyone tunes out.

I declare today victory over SQL day...ALTER this, punk!

woohoo! sql queries over! w00t!

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OMG! I love this post! Of course being a Tandem DBA makes me mad about SQL and all things relational database, so I'm a kook to begin with. Thanks for making my laugh! :)

posted @ Thursday, May 29, 2008 1:16 PM by MRudden

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