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This site is maintained by Jason Massie. He has 10 years experience as a DBA and has specialized in performance tuning for the last five. He was recognized by Microsoft as a SQL Server MVP. Jason has spoken at the Professional Association of SQL Server Conference, the North Texas SQL Server Users Group, SQL Connections and TechED. He has worked at Terremark (formerly Data Return) for nearly a decade.

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The SQL Server Mascot @ TechED.

Posted by Jason on Wednesday, June 04, 2008 to SQL Server 2008, TechEd
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Click for larger image. Why does it remind me of a Wii game?

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oh my! lol i hope she(?) never makes it into management studio!

posted @ Wednesday, June 04, 2008 10:58 PM by jon


Which one is the mascot? :P

posted @ Thursday, June 05, 2008 12:10 AM by Jemm


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