This site is maintained by Jason Massie. He has 10 years experience as a DBA and has specialized in performance tuning for the last five. He was recognized by Microsoft as a SQL Server MVP. Jason has spoken at the Professional Association of SQL Server Conference, the North Texas SQL Server Users Group, SQL Connections and TechED. He has worked at Terremark (formerly Data Return) for a decade.
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The product is TweetSQL. It is not out yet but you can see some details here and follow @rhyscampbell. You probably just uttered a profanity at the thought of it on production server. I did when I first heard of it. I even had a day dream moment where I pictured myself going all street fighter on a jr DBA who installed it prod box. Sure, install it on your test box and tweet when you do something cool like write a custom policy with ExecuteSQL() or write a script to only generate indexes. But production? Hell no.
Later, @AlanBarber made a point.
@statisticsio we're using twitter right now for status and error messages at my company. Surprisingly a nice tool to keep tabs on everything
Hhrmm, I do use twitter to communicate more than the telephone. Maybe not as much email and IM yet but if the bread and butter database fails over, some one better reach out an touch me. More ways the better. Email, SMS, and a phone call from the monitoring already happens. Why not a tweet too? This could be especially important if you do not have SMS capabilities by default. Of course, this is not something you want to go crazy with and pay attention to security. The launch of Yammer whose focus is the enterprise could bring about more usage like this.
I will tell you this… There is not much worse than having your boss call you to tell you there is a major SQL outage. The conversation goes so much better when you call him to let him know there is a problem with the SQL Server and you are on it like a hound dog on a pork chop.
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